pitiable, piteous, pitiful, miserable, wretched, contemptible, misfortunate, unfortunate, hapless, undignified, more...

impressive, admirable, excellent, outstanding, remarkable

pitiful, more...

most, loftier, truest, distressing, dismal, ciceronian, least, natural, smallest

sad ass,   evoking pity,   like some losers,   can't even,   arousing compassion,   evoking sympathy,   small and sad,   sad and weak,   lame crowd,   look pitiful